In Which I Crowdsource A Title
Right, so here's the thing. For a long time, I have wanted to create A WORK. Now, I have figured out how to approach THE WORK, but, weak as I am, I need a title. I can't work without a title, it's a character flaw. So! I'm going to describe, roughly, THE WORK, and then you suggest a title that comes to mind. Anything you think of is fine, don't hold back, no matter how long or short or silly or deep you may think it is. Nothing is wrong; everything is permitted. (Bear in mind that I will favour concise titles over verbose ones -- verbosity is for the content not the title.)
THE WORK:
in which I take common approaches to problems, life, belief, whatever, and say "that's nice, but you're wrong, you need to try thinking about it LIKE THIS"; pro-tips to getting through life -- things I've discovered about the system of the world that most people will discover, but maybe not quick enough for their liking; the nature of reality, in a sense; ways to hack the rules of life. Think of it as one part self-help, one part manifesto, one part strategy guide/walkthrough so you can get the power up and win the game, with just a dash of philosophy for flavour.
Got it?
Now, suggest a title plz :)