This is my steakhouse.

okay here's a question, feel free to tell me if i'm just being a pineapplehead or what
when i wash my face, at the sink, i always miss getting spots of soap, and water gets ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND ME BUT NOT MY FACE
am i doing it wrong
is there some secret technique my troll parents never taught me?

At any rate, when I was cleaning my kitchen and bathroom yesterday, I threw out a lot of stuff that was, you know, still salvageable, but I knew that if I took the time to pause and consider whether I should keep something, ('editing' my belongings), I'd never get done and end up keeping a bunch of shit, so I just tossed everything ('purged').  This left me, however, without bathmats, a mat in the kitchen, several towels, skin care things, soaps, a backbrush, etc. 

So, I went out today and replaced it all. New shaving cream and pre-shave gel, new (disposable) razors, new face wash, facial masks, and moisturizer, new towels, new bathmats, and a scalp massager thinger that (1) cleans the scalp better than most people can just by using their fingers and (2) promotes blood flow to the scalp which it has been suggested staves off male pattern baldness.  It's good stuff.  Spent more than I strictly should have, but whatever.

Thought washing my face in my (now clean and non-disgusting) kitchen sink, which is at waist level instead of knee level like my other wash basin, would be better and less messy; this was an incorrect assumption, which led me my opening line of questioning.

Any suggestions?